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I love, love, love the day we get to hear who got Genius Grants from the MacArthur Foundation.

I love this day not because I fantacize about getting one of those calls (not going to happen) but because I like to fantacize about who would get a $500,000 grant if I worked for MacArthur.  Who are the geniuses I know who could do exceptionally creative things with a half a million dollars?

I’m not talking about smart people who need $500,000 to pay back their student loans or buy a first house.  There are plenty of those.  I’m talking about visionaries who have broad and specific ideas about understanding the world through technology, history, medicine, religious studies, anthropology, literature, music, math, and film.

But seriously, if you were on the selection committee for MacArthur, who would be on your list of grant recipients?  It’s a real question. 

Here are my top candidates and I’m not kidding:

Deb Roepke founded Computer CORE in Alexandria, VA which has taught over 2000 low income adults computer skills while also making it possible for their children to have a computer in the home for their own studies.  She’s now doing other things, but her mind is a fountain of peacemaking, life-changing ideas.

Shawna Bowman is an artist, pastor, and creative genius who models the future of the institutional church.  She is quietly brilliant and could continue to do even more beautiful, extraordinary things with a chunk of grant money.

Kimberly Pendleton Bolles is a Christian, feminist, international development, fashion rock star who has a beautiful brain and a beautiful style.  Remember this name.

TBC is a person very close to me and I hesitate to include her in this list (unalterated nepotism), but she is my ideal of passion, justice-seeking, visionary amazingness.  This week the schools in Charlottesville, VA are using lesson plans that she wrote about school gardens.  She is ridiculously gifted in emotional intelligence, wisdom, global vision, domestic organization.  I would also tell you to remember her name, but she’d be embarrassed.  The girl is going to alter how schools are designed and how cities are focused.  MacArthur might not notice her for another 10 years because she’s only 20.

So, I’d like to know about the ordinary geniuses in your life.  Who should get a MacArthur next year and why?

Image by Uta Barth, one of the 2012 MacArthur Grant winners.

New Balance Shoes are more expensive than most other sneakers.  Why?  Because they are made in America.  New Balance pays their workers a living wage with benefits.

In fact New Balance is the only athletic shoe company still manufacturing shoes in the United States.  Other companies make their shoes in China, and increasingly in Indonesia, Vietnam, Burma, and other nations where workers make about $4 a day in some cases.

Of course we want good deals, but at what cost?  Would we spend a little more money on food, clothing, and other goods if it meant that people were paid fairly?  Would we buy cute clothes from our favorite store even if we found out they were made by children in sweat shops?

It costs more to do the right thing.

Institutional churches are generally struggling financially, but even before this was the case – or maybe it was always the case – some congregations have historically not done the right thing when it comes to paying their staffs fairly.  I can’t tell you how often I hear my Christian sisters and brothers say things like this:

• If we hire a clergy couple for a single position, we’ll get two for the price of one.
• Why does our pastor deserve a sabbatical?  I don’t get a sabbatical in my job.
• She can buy her own computer.
• Why would we help pay his cell phone bill?
• Do we have to reimburse our pastor for highways tolls, or just mileage?
• Why can’t our music minister find a cheaper conference to attend?
• Do we have to pay for that conference and his room and board?
• The manse doesn’t really need air conditioning.
• We can’t afford to give our staff a Christmas bonus.

As I help search committees ponder the Terms of Call for their new pastors, the focus is often on “what we can get away with” rather than “what we can do to support and honor our pastors.”  And this is perhaps a bigger issue for church musicians, educators, sextons, office managers, and financial secretaries.

I found in parish ministry that church staff members serve sacrificially.  No matter how hard they work, they rarely receive raises and there might be years when there’s not even a cost of living increase.  It makes my heart sink when someone says – during contract negotiations –  “In the business world . . .

• we don’t pay this kind of severance package.”
• we don’t recognize staff for beyond-the-call-of duty work.”
• we don’t give extra time off for family emergencies.”

Remember that Jesus said we are to make earth as it is in heaven.  We in the church are supposed to emulate the Kingdom of Heaven, not the business world.  I want my church to be Christ-shaped, not world-shaped.

So, as you – wonderful congregations – ponder your church staffs’ salary and benefits for 2013, please do not take advantage of those who serve your congregation professionally.  Be as generous as you can be for deserving staffers.  Do the right thing.

It will cost more, but it’s wrong to take advantage of people.

One year, I gave all the elders this book for Christmas.  Clearly, I was a super fun pastor.  I love the idea of a whole community – small or large – reading the same book and having conversations about it together. 

HH’s church tried a One Book/One Church project this year, reading A New and Right Spirit by Rick Barger.  Not sure what percentage of the congregation really read it, but I know that many did.

Northwestern University chose Never a City So Real by Alex Kotlowitz this year and all incoming freshmen were expected to read it this fall before starting classes.

The City of Chicago is now reading The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak.

Our Presbytery program staff is reading Jim and Casper Go to Church by Jim Henderson and Matt Casper.

So, here are my questions:

• Does this work?  Have you found that most people in your church, school, office, or city actually read the suggested books in these One Book programs?
• What’s the purpose of reading the same book?  To introduce concepts that everyone can subsequently discuss?  To get everyone on the same page – so to speak? 
• Do people ever choose female authors?
• And most importantly, if you could choose one book that you’d want your whole office, school, congregation, or neighborhood to read, what book would that be?  (Feel free to choose different books for the different contexts.)

Note:  I first want my church to read the Bible of course. But what would be your second choice for your church?

The last time I preached for a Presbytery meeting was in 1986.  The second time will be today.  While the purpose, of course, is to proclaim The Word of God, it’s an exceptional opportunity to bring up Some Things I’d Like the Church to Consider – based on some of the difficult words of scripture.

There’s a lot in the Bible I don’t like or find easy to do, and I need to point out – to myself – that, whether I like it or not, God expects us consider these things and then live accordingly.   The first time I preached for a whole Presbytery, I spoke about truth and Pilate’s excellent question.  Today I’m preaching about what Scripture tells pastors to do.  (It doesn’t involve managing building or  raising money or even visiting people in the hospital, even though that’s what most pastors do.)

So, here’s my question, what would you tell your presbytery/diocese/association/district if you could?  Everybody should get the mike at least once.

I enjoy awards shows  (the Emmys and Oscars, but not so much the People’s Choice) and I have been thinking about the awards for acting that I would like to give some colleagues.  Authenticity is essential for church leaders.  And many of us seminary-trained pastors can tell you that the Greek word for “hypocrite” means “actor.”  And yet . . .

Sometimes church leaders are required to act professional and pastoral in the face of what is humorous, dramatic and real.  And so, with this in mind – as I was driving home last night from Charlottesville to Chicagoland as the Emmy’s were being broadcast, I decided that these friends should win trophies:

Best Actor in a Comedy – the organist who sat at his organ bench in front of a whole congregation of people during a funeral when the granddaughter of The Deceased sang – with a karaoke machine – that song from Titanic, really loudly and out of tune, without cracking a smile.  Amazing.

Best Actress in a Mini-Series – the pastor who facilitated the New Beginnings  process and endured a series of congregational meetings, cottage gatherings, and prayerful conversations in hopes of shifting a congregation from a (dying) 1950s model church to a (post-modern) 21st  onlyto witness her congregation voting down the shift officially.

Best Actress in a Drama – The Ruling Elder who sat on a Session (i.e. Board of Elders) while they orchestrated a plan to leave the denomination, serving as a voice for those who wanted to stay in the denomination.

Best Writing – The pastor/poet who writes liturgy regularly that stirs souls and inspires all who gather in spite of the fact that most of them watch that woman named Snooki and assorted survival shows.

Thanks to all of you who serve as professionals and spiritual creatives in world of Kardashians.  Bless you all.

Weeping Woman by Picasso

I was a good kick ball player years ago and subsequently was never “picked last.” But I remember feeling pain for those who were – the clumsy science kids or the heavyset kids with Blow Pops in their lunchboxes.

Not only is it painful not to get picked often and early, but watching our children not get picked is excruciating.  When TBC was not picked for the first round of Safety Patrols in Fourth Grade, it was as if her whole world had collapsed.  When she didn’t make a certain soccer team in high school, it felt like someone had died.

Of course allowing our kids to learn resilience and how to cope with loss is a big part of parenting.  They will make choices.  Their dream colleges will make choices.  Their potential employers will make choices.  Their prospective boyfriends and girlfriends will make choices.

Sometimes we are chosen.  And sometimes we aren’t.

As I pastor, I could neatly sum it all up to “It wasn’t meant to be.”  God’s plan and all that.  Something/someone better will come along.  This is preparing you for something in your future.  But these words do not seem helpful in the bitter depths of emptiness and agony.

Sometimes pastors imagine themselves in a certain pulpit, on a certain staff, serving a certain people but they are not chosen.  Is it because I am too young?  Too old?  Too white?  Too dark?  Too gay?  Too single?  Too conservative?  Too liberal?  Too much like the last pastor?  Too little like the last pastor?

Why didn’t he/she/they pick me?

Sometimes a job is picked over a relationship.  Sometimes a way of life is chosen over a person.  This also hurts.

How do we convey this in light of our most excruciating disappointments?

The past couple of days, I’ve been driving – slowly and alone – across the country to get to my TBC.  There was no time to check out books on CD.  There was no time to find good music.  I just tossed things in the car and left.

So I listened to the radio.  Between Illinois and Virginia, there are huge swaths of real estate with only Christian Talk Radio on the airwaves.

I like radio.  I like Christians.  But this is a sample of what I heard on a show called “Ask the Pastor”:

Guy Calling In:  So where in the Bible is Muhammad mentioned?  Because if he’s not in the Bible, why do we even allow Muslims to congregate in this country?

Radio Pastor:  You are absolutely right.  Muhummad is NOT mentioned in the Bible.  Good point sir.

God help us all.*

The problem with ignorance is not merely that we don’t have the facts; it’s that the absence of the facts impacts the way we relate to others.  If I know even a little something about the history of Islam, I will better understand Muslim neighbors.  But if I cling to false information or have no hunger for factual  – as well as spiritual – truth, thus choosing to be ignorant and being separated from The Other (other faiths, other political parties, other races, other sexual orientations, etc.) then Am I Committing a Sin?

Jesus connected with all kinds of people.  As far as I can tell, Jesus connected with every kind of person.  If we are to Be Like Jesus, aren’t we supposed to connect with The Other too?  And we have to know them and know about them to connect, right?

I asked a remarkable Roman Catholic-ish/Buddhist-ish friend the other day: Is it a sin to be ignorant?  And she said, “No.”  But I wonder.

*The More We Know Moment:  The books of the Greek (New) Testament were written between the 50s and the 90s AD.  Note that Jesus was ascended into heaven after the resurrection in the 30s.  Muhammad was not even born until ~570.

We had a long Presbytery Assembly meeting last night.

For you non-Presbyterians, our occasional Presbytery Assembly meeting is for business and announcements.  Ours meets five times a year, but other Presbyteries meet more or fewer times depending on their own desires and rules.

I staff our Presbytery but my responsibilities don’t involve planning these meetings, really.  But I have some ideas – especially after such a long meeting last night and many other long meetings I’ve attended in my 25+ years of attending these things.

If I could change just 3 things about Presbytery Assembly meetings, I would do this:

1. Have Pre-Presbytery events that looked more like TED Talks than church workshops.  10-20 Minute Talks About Ideas.  Just imagine: Sculpted Space, Within and Without;  The Global Food Waste Scandal; Photos That Bear Witness to Human Slavery – all real TED talks that members and friends of our Presbytery could also conceivably share from their own experience and expertise.
2. (From the exceptional Shawna Bowman) Experience the examination of candidates for professional ministry to be a teaching moment during which they teach us.
3. Show a stream of slides throughout the meeting showing images of what’s going on in our churches, photos of new pastors with their names and the names of their church/hospital/educational institution/etc., photos of pastors, educators, musicians, etc. with significant anniversaries which include their names and occasion (e.g. Susie Smith, Ordained 15 years on September 19. Joe Jones the organist of St. Nicholas became a dad on September 1 – with requisite image of cute baby)  This would help us with names and faces, and the recognition of what’s going on for us corporately and personally.  Also this would add interest for those of us who have attention deficit issues.

So, what would you change if you could change 3 things about your church, your presbytery, or (this could get interesting) your pastor?

Image is Water and Spirit by Shawna Bowman.  See more here.

The Daily Show is kind of brilliant, and last night’s Special Report by John Oliver  sparked some interesting ideas.  Phyllis Tickle and others talk of the Religious Rummage Sale that happens every 500 years – more or less:

~4 BCE – The Birth of Jesus the Messiah

and about 500 years later . . .   476 – The Fall of Rome

and about 500 years later . . .  1054 – The Great Schism

and about 500 years later . . . 1517 – The Great Reformation

and about 500 years later . . . The Great Emergence?

Last night John Oliver “reported” that Islam – at the age of  1400 or so years –  is “a teenager” in Religion Years, and he asked the audience to remember what Christians were doing in our “Teenage Years.”  Think of teenagers and some of the nutty things they do.  And then look at what the Christian Church did when they were “teenagers”:

In 1415, the church burned John Hus – the Czech priest accused of heresy – at the stake.

In 1536, William Tyndale, the Bible translator was burned at the stake for opposing King Henry’s divorce.

In 1572, Huguenot Christians were massacred on St. Bartholomew’s Day by Roman Catholics.

And then there were The Crusades.  Those out of control “teenagers” in the 13th Century.  No, it’s not exactly every 500 years or exactly the same time table as Islam, but you get my point.

Crazy things are happening in the world over misunderstandings, a ridiculous video in this age when anyone can film and post a crazy video, and an election in the United States.

What I’m saying is that history is really interesting.  And we need to mature.

Most of us don’t want to be teenagers any more.  But God guide those who are.

Image is from this.

Desperate people do desperate things.

• Parents illegally cross borders to find a better life for their children.
• Teachers strike to get better benefits for themselves, better facilities for their schools, better resources for their students.
• Oppressed people throw rocks and homemade bombs at their enemies across fences to protest for their cause.

Some of us find these practices understandable and some of us are outraged.  As people of faith, we are called to trust in God when we are oppressed or insecure or losing ourselves.  But then Jesus also calls us to be act boldly against what is unjust.

Martin Luther put it this way:  Pecca fortiter, sed fortius fide et gaude in Christo. “Sin boldly, but believe and rejoice in Christ more boldly still.”

It’s a lifelong journey trying to figure all this out.  What are we willing to do to live out our faith?  What is right and what is wrong?  I wish we could have civil conversations about these things.

Image is from an art gallery for the works of undocumented students.